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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You get the key, and if you don't, the fiery hells of Orcus will be upon your doorstep before you know it,

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and the waves of undead that'll lash out upon you are going to end your life.

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Oh, calm down, man. He'll forgive you.

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Oh, I mean, yeah, here's the key.

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I'm so sorry, it's no problem.

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Wow, he went from 0 to 20.

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Do you know, uh, an artificer?

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Oh, uh, yes. What is, um, what is his name, Irish guard?

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Squeaky McLemerson.

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Just so happens, I need a little job done in order to finish some of my trinkets and knickknacks.

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Can you be more specific?

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Yep, I can be.

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Next time, on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Ross More.

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He, him, also with me today is Karla Maxted.

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She, her, tonight playing Lipsinki Pipdigons, also she, her.

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And Amy More.

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Yep, that's me. I will be playing, I just spit all over myself.

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I've done this before.

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It's been a while.

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It has been a little while.

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I will be playing Thea Amastasia, she, her, and Gael Nighthunter, Ogula Kanhu, she, them.

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And Kyle Clasett.

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Hey everyone, he, him. I'm going to be playing Vorunax Zatrutrith.

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And thanks for still letting me play with y'all. I'm going to say it every time.

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No, you're just part of the game now.

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Kyle's been kidnapped and we're forcing him to say that, but he's so good, it sounded sincere.

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We made him end his own show. We were like, it's us or them, but there's only one right answer.

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It was a dark room, there was a single light, and a car battery, and I don't, I don't, you know.

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Yeah, I don't remember what else happened after that. Something about poodles.

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Woke up and then there was no more podcasts, I don't know.

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I feel like that was our other podcast. That was your character on our other podcast.

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Right?

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Yeah, absolutely. Tom is not here and that's okay.

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Tom isn't here.

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Cause he's, he might, he, we're not going to say it just cause this is released in the future,

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but he's got reasons and we'll talk about those over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where we have hangouts and tell you all of our personal stuff.

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Oh that's true.

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Okay, I was like where we discuss Tom without him there.

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Specifically Tom.

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We, we don't, but we do discuss ourselves when we hang out.

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But we do discuss that one picture that Tom took when he shaved his beard off.

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Oh yeah.

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Cause that still lives on Patreon.

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Yeah, that hunts, that hunts some people.

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That was wild.

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Baby face Tom.

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He looked like an eight year old.

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Is he nine?

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It was crazy.

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Yeah.

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The beard really does make the man.

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I'm sad that you just brought it up again.

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Tom's not here.

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That was information that I had previously forgotten about.

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It's one of those things where you blink and you can see it.

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He's just staring down the barrel of the lens.

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Behind my eyelids now.

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So when you are a patron, you get that.

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I am.

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But also.

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Brace yourselves.

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An episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, ALex Klein.

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ALex.

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Thank you so much.

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Too cool.

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You're amazing.

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We appreciate you.

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Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast for all the pictures of Tom without a beard.

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It's only one, but you get it.

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One's enough.

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And now fuck it, let's play.

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You are on the road through the dead man's marsh to the township of news.

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And now, oh, yes, township of news.

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It's a beautiful, lovely sunny day.

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You hear the crickets chirping off in the brush, the birds sipping overhead.

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There's a little bounding otters off by a creek side.

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It's just a sweet smell of just freshness and being alive is what the day smells like.

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How many of you are there?

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Four of you.

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Grant.

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Francis is there.

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Flint's back in.

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Five of us.

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Night Hunter.

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Night Hunter.

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Lipsinki.

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The group of you, minus Flint, who is back in Greenis just admiring the statue of himself,

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are on this road to news.

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With a list in your hand of things to collect for Squeaky McLeemerson, the artificer who's

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going to re-attune your ring not to the abyss but to the Avernus in the Nine Hells

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so that you can find your way to the River Styx.

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The list of things he needs.

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Springs.

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Sprinkles.

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Cogs and bolts.

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Raw ore.

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Jelly ooze.

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Scales of a fish person freely given.

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Very important parenthetical.

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Blood of an enemy forcefully taken.

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He's creating Lord Voldemort.

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Okay, so that's not bad.

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As you are walking reviewing this list, you, the road kind of comes to a forest, narrows

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a little bit, bottlenecks a little bit, and you hear off in the trees just like a

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light rustle of leaves that is not normal as far as like the wind direction goes,

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and like sniffles.

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Somebody is doing inhAlydints in that bush.

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I was going to say someone is doing coke in that bush.

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Excuse me, drug addict?

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Hey!

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Six goblins all hop out in front of you, all with spears and large sacks that are

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empty over their backs, and they have like runny eyes and their nose is like snot

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covered like a child, like a three-year-old who doesn't realize that they need to

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blow their nose, but it's like running down like a handlebar mustache.

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Nose a little red around the edges from the wiping or blowing, and they say,

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hand over all your medical supplies.

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Medical supplies? We do not have those.

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Do it, and they kind of hop towards you with their spears.

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Night Hunter wants to grab a spear and whack.

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I'm going to say you can freely do that.

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She grabs and not like I'm going to knock you out, but very much a power

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move of like yoink boink.

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Actually, hold on.

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Let's go.

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No, she wants a yoink boink.

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No, let's go competing strength saving, competing strength contest.

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This is not right.

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I'll roll with disadvantage.

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I'll roll with disadvantage.

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Well, yeah, that's right, because he's sick.

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Yes, he's sick.

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Maybe this four weeks without playing has been a reset, and you're really

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good at rolling now.

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So first one was a 19 plus one, and a second one is a six plus one.

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There we go.

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Or five plus one, so a six.

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So you got to beat a six.

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Well, that's a five plus.

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It's not a saving throw.

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I was going to say, I hope there's no plus, but it's Night Hunter.

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I forgot.

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She yoinks and boinks.

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They're very strong.

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Oh, God.

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Why are you threatening people?

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Go to pharmacy.

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They're chemists.

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They don't know what we call them here.

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They don't let us in the pharmacy anymore for reasons.

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He puts his fingers to his nose and then says, for reasons, for those

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playing the home game.

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I'm uncomfortable.

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Give us what you stole.

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Give us what we stole.

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Well, no, we used that from the pharmacy.

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We did that.

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We already used all that.

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We have empty sacks.

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We need to fill it with the medical supplies.

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Hand them over.

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Well, I'm not going to give you any medical supplies, but I could give you each a hanky

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because it is hard just to look at your faces right now.

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Thea has gone into the side of the road in the bush and is picking different wild plants.

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She's rooting the shit out of us here.

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What's your goal?

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Herbology.

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Herbalism.

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Roll in nature.

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You're trying to do some sort of medicinal.

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Herb-ist-ness.

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So you can roll medicine or nature.

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Our dog smells so bad.

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That's okay.

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Maybe I can go in the yard and gather some wild shrubs to medicate him.

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Well, nature is only a plus two, but medicine is a plus 10.

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So we're going to go medicine.

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Oh, there we go.

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Okay, 21.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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What do you find and how does it help?

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Thea finds plantain for, I'm bullshitting here, but for a reduction of swelling.

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She also finds some milkweed for congestion and some echinacea for sore throat.

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You whip that up and it's like a paste, I assume.

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Yeah, it's a paste.

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What are you doing with that?

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You're going to chew this.

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You're going to gum it up real good.

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You're going to chew it around.

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It's going to taste real florally.

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You're going to keep it in your mouth for a little bit.

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We'll chew it around and then you're going to swallow it.

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This is great.

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No one wants to listen to that.

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Welcome back.

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Do they?

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Mm-hmm.

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And drink lots of water.

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But it didn't stop.

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Well, no, it takes time.

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But look, this plant, she shows the three plants.

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These plants, smash them up with some of your spit.

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Yeah, you totally ate my spit.

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And then every couple hours.

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Every couple hours.

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Everybody get that?

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Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

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He takes the plants from you.

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So about those medical supplies then?

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No, still don't have any of those.

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Look, nature is medicine.

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These were just in the trees.

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I could have got these before.

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Isn't nature a miracle?

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Haven't you learned something today?

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Yeah, you learned that drugs are all around you.

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Son of a bitch.

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Yeah, it's true.

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You just got to have the willpower to get out there and find them.

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Alright, Steve-o, let's go.

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They start loading up their bags, rather large bags for the size of them, with all the three plants.

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And you notice as you're doing it, like they mix in some poison ivy and stuff as they're going,

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because they're not really paying attention.

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They just kind of went and followed and there was some other stuff around.

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That one's good for cleaning your rear.

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Be sure to use that one there.

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This one here?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Just like this?

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Okay, yeah.

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Okay, good.

264
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Get deep in there.

265
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Tingles.

266
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Oh, you guys, they steal a lot of stuff.

267
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Maybe they'll know where some of the stuff we need is.

268
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That's true.

269
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Wait, your boogers.

270
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Would we consider that jelly-oos?

271
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It's gelatinous in a way.

272
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It's oozy, for sure.

273
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It's definitely oozy.

274
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I think, jelly-oo, is that not a particular thing?

275
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Ooze from like a jelly?

276
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I don't actually know what it is.

277
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I thought it meant like jelly, like a jam.

278
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You want some?

279
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He's like dangling all over his finger.

280
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Oh, no.

281
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Might as well.

282
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I'd pull out a little vial.

283
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Just wipe it in there.

284
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This is not okay.

285
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000
This is not okay.

286
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That is okay.

287
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Okay, there you go.

288
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If anything, you can use this to track you down if you want to make any other kind of trouble for people.

289
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So, thank you for giving me some of yourself.

290
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Congratulations, you've been duped.

291
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Properly.

292
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That sounds very dangerous.

293
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Okay, well, you've given us leaves and possibly a bounty on our heads.

294
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We've given you slime from our faces.

295
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All right, well, this has been nice.

296
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We're going to wait for the next crew to come through.

297
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We're just going to go back up into the trees here.

298
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See you nice.

299
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Have a great day.

300
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Fair enough.

301
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We carry on down this winding road, and it opens into a large valley.

302
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And you see a town off in the distance, which you can presume to be the township of news.

303
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And as you get closer and crest up over one final hill, like you hear off in the distance, like this loud, like sneezing, coughing coming from the town.

304
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And it's getting louder and louder the closer you get.

305
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And you see people walking through, like covering their mouths and just like everybody.

306
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Same kind of situation as the goblins that you saw before, just in a bad state as far as what they look like.

307
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And all very cold like symptoms.

308
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I do not want to go into this town.

309
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Oh, well, I'll be fine.

310
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Gross.

311
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I think is the word I'm looking for.

312
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Although, like, look at someone coughing and you can see all the wet coming out of their mouth.

313
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Well, I mean, I have no issues with any kind of diseases.

314
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So, sorry, you do not catch cold.

315
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I mean, I don't catch disease.

316
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I don't know if this is a cold or disease or what may have where it falls under.

317
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But if anything, the next day I can just ask for the blessing of Orcus, I guess, still.

318
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Like this with this hand gesture, cupping, cupping, this is Orcus blessing?

319
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Yes, yes. You just you just grab at it wherever you can.

320
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And just get it.

321
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Oh, gosh, how long have you been here for?

322
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
I forgot I was here.

323
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I was I was napping kind of just, you know, like one of those walk in napping states

324
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000
as old men sometimes have.

325
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You just got to get a cup.

326
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That's what they taught you.

327
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We don't want to see you do that.

328
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
No, no, it's too late.

329
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I already did.

330
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Yeah.

331
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Just like that. Right, Varnus?

332
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That's how you taught me in the torture chambers.

333
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Kansas News.

334
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See, that's that's what it is.

335
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
I got it in.

336
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Everybody knows that this is sort of you sort of gently you reach out and cup gently and just draw.

337
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Cup and draw.

338
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Sorry.

339
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Out of out of world.

340
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Does Grant us know this Farnox or died Farnox or?

341
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
We've we've already we've already.

342
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Yeah, he knows all of them.

343
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
OK.

344
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000
He was down in the abyss, right?

345
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Yeah, I know.

346
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Yeah, he knows all of them.

347
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
OK, cool.

348
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Yeah.

349
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:24,000
So, you know, if anything, some restoration could be could be divined upon me.

350
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000
So if I do catch anything.

351
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Yeah.

352
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000
And plus, you have those sweet herbs that you just.

353
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Well, the let us know about.

354
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Yeah.

355
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Nature's magical.

356
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,000
But I don't know if there's enough herbs in the forest to deal with all these people.

357
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Look at them all.

358
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Oh, friendly travelers.

359
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Hello.

360
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Yes.

361
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
Welcome.

362
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Come into the town of news.

363
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Thank you.

364
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,000
It's a beautiful town you've got here.

365
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000
Lovely, especially despite this horrid looking day.

366
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
What is wrong with everybody in this town?

367
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
Well, it was kind of sunny today.

368
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
I thought it was pretty nice.

369
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Well, everybody, we had a big we've had a big festival there just a couple of nights ago.

370
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
The Great Market Festival.

371
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:20,000
And well, everybody after that kind of caught a little little sickness.

372
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:25,000
So, you know, we just every every now and again, every once a night,

373
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,000
we travel up down to up down to the mines.

374
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:34,000
The priests give us the clearing clearing out and then we're good for a day.

375
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000
And then and then it comes back.

376
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
So I don't know.

377
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Would you mind taking me through all of that again, just with maybe a little bit more sort of explanation about going into a mine to see the priests and then they clear you out?

378
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Yeah.

379
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
OK.

380
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Yeah, sure. My name's Mayor Carrington.

381
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Nice to meet you all.

382
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Because I'm sorry.

383
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Are you the mayor or is your name Mayor or are you the mayor and your name is Mayor?

384
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
I am not the mayor.

385
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I am the blacksmith.

386
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000
But my name is Mayor M-A-E-R-E.

387
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Mayor.

388
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Oh, I see.

389
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Like Metro Goldwyn.

390
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
That's it.

391
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Yeah, that's M-A-Y-R-Y-E-R.

392
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Yeah, but M-A-E-R-E.

393
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
Mayor Carrington.

394
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
Blacksmith.

395
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Like the lunch meat.

396
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Yes, exactly.

397
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
You seem like a very helpful individual.

398
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Well, I'm trying to be, but let me explain again.

399
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:39,000
So flashback two nights ago, there was ruckus laughter and joyful music playing around.

400
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000
I love Market Festival Days or whatever we call this again.

401
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000
It's so markety and festivaly and fun.

402
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Oh my gosh.

403
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000
We only have these once every two years.

404
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
I can't believe it.

405
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
They should have these more often.

406
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
The candy apples.

407
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Have you seen the candy apples?

408
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Maybe annually.

409
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
I've had four candy apples.

410
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Oh man, I can't wait to bob for some apples.

411
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,000
The event was going off just spectacularly.

412
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Everyone was having the most joyous of times.

413
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000
They brought out the big pinata for all the children to play with.

414
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
I hope I get a turn to whack at it.

415
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000
I'm going to hit it so hard.

416
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Up on the stage we had our town comic, Smeinfeld Jerry.

417
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
So what's the deal with Kobolds?

418
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
They're cowardly and run away more often than not.

419
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Nothing bold about them.

420
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
It's funny because it's true.

421
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000
That's just a regular day occurrence.

422
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
That's relatable.

423
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:44,000
After the night was done, everyone went home feeling rejuvenated.

424
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Feeling like the day was in theirs.

425
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
It was a bit of a doldrum kind of week beforehand.

426
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:56,000
The taxes were due and everybody had...

427
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000
I don't even know what else could be bad in a town like this.

428
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
The leaves were falling because it's fall.

429
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:09,000
My husband and I had a sexual drive spell that cleared up right after that festival.

430
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Exactly.

431
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
That's how good it was, Margaret.

432
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
All the people that came through kicked all the acorns off the road

433
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000
and now I don't wind up stepping on them so often and hurting my feet.

434
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
And I found a puppy.

435
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
All puppies. The best puppies.

436
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
It's the best day ever.

437
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
All of these things happened at the Great Market Festival

438
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:31,000
and then the next day everyone woke up with a sniffle.

439
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Just like out of the blue.

440
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000
It's a sniffle that wouldn't stop no matter how much they blew.

441
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000
So regarding the sniffle, what did you do?

442
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Well, we didn't know what to do.

443
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Nothing would stop.

444
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:51,000
The usual plantain and milkweed and...

445
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Echinacea?

446
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Echinacea remedy that is so well known in these parts just would not do.

447
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:02,000
So what we did was, well, we were introduced by our priest

448
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:08,000
to this new way of taking care of cold-like symptoms.

449
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:16,000
It was a clearing, a divine vial that cleared the nostrils.

450
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:21,000
But the best place to do it was down in the mines of McCuss.

451
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
M, apostrophe, C-U-S, McCuss.

452
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
So we had to go down to the mines

453
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
because that's where the altar to McCuss is

454
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,000
and they would give us the bottle of nose cleaning

455
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
or nose clearing or something like that

456
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000
which would clear the system.

457
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,000
But then it's come back every couple days.

458
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
So we just have to lather, rinse, repeat.

459
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
And then we got a day of clearness

460
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000
and then we have to go back the next day.

461
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Does that about catch you up?

462
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Thank you. Yes, it did.

463
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Are you...

464
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Y'all are just all clearing your noses in the same spot

465
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
just the whole town?

466
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
What happens with mucus?

467
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Thank you, Nat Hunter.

468
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
That's exactly what I was wondering.

469
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
It comes out and then...

470
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
And into the altar of McCuss.

471
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Oh, you're farming mucus.

472
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I mean, I guess in a sense.

473
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
That seems a really weird thing to...

474
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
As long as you are fine with it.

475
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Turn it into your sacrifice and your snot.

476
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000
McCuss gives you, like, boon?

477
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Well, I mean, he clears the snot from our nose

478
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000
which makes us feel much better for a day and a bit.

479
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
And how much do you have to pay

480
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
to have this service provided?

481
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Oh, nothing.

482
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
The priest just takes care of it for us.

483
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Balderdash, they're getting something out of it.

484
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I don't believe it.

485
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Look, you weary travelers

486
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
look like you've been going for such a long time.

487
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Excuse me, let me go get you some water

488
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000
and see if we can set you up at an inn, okay?

489
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
I'll be right back.

490
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I've got my own water, thank you.

491
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
I'll be right back.

492
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Does it seem like perhaps

493
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:07,000
mucus is sacrifice or tribute to God McCuss?

494
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
I feel like it's got to be.

495
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I mean, I know I always think the worst of everybody

496
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000
because, you know, evil for years and years and years.

497
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
But it's just that if you're not paying for a service

498
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000
then, like, I think you're kind of more the product.

499
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Yeah, exactly.

500
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Do you know what I mean?

501
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Like, they're getting something from you

502
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
and you're not giving them something.

503
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Oh, God, do you guys think we're going to have to fight

504
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
a giant mucus monster?

505
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
I was about to say, you know...

506
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Oh, I mean...

507
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,000
Orcus takes the undead or the dead and then makes undead.

508
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000
This McCuss might just take mucus and make snot golems.

509
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Giant mucus monster.

510
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
I just don't know if I can.

511
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
I'm not sure if I have the energy for that today, you guys.

512
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,000
I mean, you ever seen snot in a snow drift?

513
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
It just freezes.

514
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
It's rather easy to take out.

515
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Get stuck in the second place and shatter it.

516
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000
I mean, we're planning ahead for something that might not happen,

517
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
but I like it.

518
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
This is very new for us.

519
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
All right, water fresh from the well.

520
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Here you go.

521
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Sorry.

522
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Sorry that took me so long.

523
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000
It's hard to carry a bunch of flagons down the street.

524
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Very kind of you.

525
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Thank you.

526
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Hey, what's over there?

527
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
I made sure to hold them out at a...

528
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Who's that?

529
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Sorry?

530
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Who's that?

531
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Well, that's...

532
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
And I just pour the water, like, go back.

533
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
I don't want to drink their well water.

534
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I don't want to touch anything.

535
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Well, that's just Enid.

536
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
She runs the post office.

537
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Oh, I thought I recognized her, but it's somebody else.

538
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Yeah, thanks.

539
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Thanks.

540
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Perhaps you could tell us where we can get some items we are looking for.

541
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Because maybe we do not have to be in town too long.

542
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Oh, okay.

543
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Well, you got places to be?

544
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Yes, to get back with this list of things that we...

545
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
What are you looking for?

546
00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Well, spring and sprinkles and cogs and bolts and raw ore and a jelly ooze.

547
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
And do you know any fish people?

548
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Fish people?

549
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Yeah.

550
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Not many come through here.

551
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000
We do have the stream that runs...

552
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
You might have seen it walk coming up there,

553
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
all the playful little otters that live down there.

554
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Yeah, we did see those otters.

555
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:27,000
No fish people, per se, that I've seen there.

556
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Some various salmon, some minnows.

557
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Yeah, just more fish.

558
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
More fish.

559
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
As opposed to a fish purse.

560
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000
Perhaps a place in the city that would sell?

561
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Oh, no.

562
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Sorry, springs, I'm the blacksmith.

563
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000
I make springs, because that's what blacksmiths do.

564
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Oh, and cogs and bolts.

565
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Cogs and bolts, yeah.

566
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I think I've got some raw ore.

567
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
If not, you can find some at the mine.

568
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
That's usually where I get it, too.

569
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
But I'm pretty sure I got a little bit, at least.

570
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
How much did you need?

571
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Well, some, I believe, is what our directions were.

572
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Sprinkles, you might be able to go down to...

573
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Are you looking for edible sprinkles or arts and crafts sprinkles?

574
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
See, these are questions that we should have asked.

575
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000
I would assume sprinkles would be edible,

576
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000
because the arts and crafts one, that's like glitter.

577
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Yeah, that's more of a glitter.

578
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,000
I also like the tiny candy pieces.

579
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Orchis loves glitter.

580
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Well, Orchis and I have that in common.

581
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
It's candy pieces?

582
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Yeah, you know, the tiny pieces of candy,

583
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
you'd put them on...

584
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,000
You could probably go down and visit Valerie at the bakery.

585
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
She's probably got some sprinkles

586
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
that she could hook you up with.

587
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,000
She's still baking goods.

588
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000
She's got business to run.

589
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,000
She wears like this cup that catches...

590
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Oh, gosh.

591
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
It's just a drip cup.

592
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Just sort of a...

593
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
Just a drip cup.

594
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
It has more of a trough.

595
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Yeah, yeah.

596
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,000
That's a run down like the little, you know, the valley.

597
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
This is called your cupid's bow.

598
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Whoa, really?

599
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Well, that's something you learn new every day.

600
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
That's something you learn new every day.

601
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Cupid's bow.

602
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Okay.

603
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Hot diggity.

604
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Just like to impart a little bit of wisdom.

605
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Well, Mayor, would you mind if we came with you now

606
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,000
and maybe purchase a few of the items that we need?

607
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Hold please.

608
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000
We didn't have enough...

609
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Hold on.

610
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000
We didn't have enough money

611
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000
to give this guy to do this thing for us.

612
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
But that's because he wanted 750 gold.

613
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
He wanted a lot of money.

614
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Yeah, I think we had 10 pieces of gold between us.

615
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
You had 10 pieces of gold?

616
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
I'm talking out of game.

617
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Excuse me, sir, this is a private conversation.

618
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
And then he sent us on a shopping trip.

619
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Like, here you go, you poor ass motherfuckers.

620
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Go buy all this stuff for me.

621
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
And we're getting here.

622
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
We're like, wow, we've walked all this way

623
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
and we have very little money on us.

624
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
So hopefully we can trade some sexual favors

625
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
because that may be the only way we're getting

626
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
these springs, cogs, and bolts.

627
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Yeah, of course you can buy the things that I have

628
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
and then go visit Valerie.

629
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
The fish people, I'm not too sure on.

630
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
What else was on your list?

631
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Ooze?

632
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Jelly ooze.

633
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Well, I mean, Valerie's got cups of it.

634
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000
But that's not really probably what you're looking for.

635
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,000
I don't know what it is.

636
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
You don't know what it is, but you're looking for it.

637
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Yeah.

638
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Well, how am I supposed to know what it is

639
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
if you don't know what it is?

640
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
We were sent to this town and thought maybe it was a thing.

641
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Maybe you were like the jelly ooze capital.

642
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Okay.

643
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Jelly ooze from news.

644
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Oh, isn't that a thing?

645
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Jelly ooze from news.

646
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Well, let's go talk to Valerie,

647
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
see if she's got your sprinkles.

648
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Maybe she's got a little,

649
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
she's got a beat on some jelly ooze.

650
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Follow me.

651
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
I mean, while we're there,

652
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
we may as well get a little bit of just jelly.

653
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Right?

654
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Yes.

655
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Just if she's got jelly and doughnut, right?

656
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Just in case.

657
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Pastry, you squeeze it, it oozes out.

658
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Mmm.

659
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
It all sounds delightful.

660
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Guys, I don't know if we want the ooze from Valerie's bakery.

661
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Why do you know her?

662
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Well, it just sounds like she's collecting boogers

663
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
in a cup we're not listening to.

664
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Is she your ex-girlfriend or something?

665
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
It is possible.

666
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Oh.

667
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
I see.

668
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
I mean, honestly, the jackpot sounds like it's in the mine, really,

669
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000
if we're going to be collecting mucus.

670
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Yeah.

671
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
But perhaps there is like a jam-type substance.

672
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Well, let's go check on the bakery

673
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
and go from there, shall we?

674
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Sounds cool.

675
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Welcome to the middle

676
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
where we're talking to Cicero.

677
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
End of song.

678
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Okay.

679
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Wow.

680
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
We have a special guest, middle guest.

681
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Yeah, middle guest.

682
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Oh, yeah, I'm the middle guest.

683
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Yeah, so many guests.

684
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Regular guest Kyle Claset and Cicero's here

685
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
to tell us about all the things he's got going on.

686
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
What you guys got going on?

687
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Yeah, so one of the really cool things that I got going on

688
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
is I'm part of a podcasting network

689
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
called The Incomparable.

690
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
And coming out soon

691
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
is a peak TV draft

692
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
where we have created

693
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
a streaming service,

694
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
a fictional streaming service

695
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
where you take four of your

696
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
best TV shows from the last 20 years

697
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
or of the 21st century

698
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
and you get to draft them

699
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
into your own streaming service.

700
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
We've recorded it.

701
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
We put it together.

702
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
It was hilarious.

703
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I hosted it. It was a lot of fun.

704
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
And you can look it up on The Incomparable.

705
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Look for The Incomparable

706
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
in Cicero Homes and you'll find

707
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
lots of different things that I've done

708
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
as well as that.

709
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
And, you know, come for

710
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
the peak TV draft

711
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
and stay for plenty of other things

712
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
at The Incomparable.

713
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
The Incomparable on Twitter

714
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
and theincomparable.com.

715
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Awesome. Can't wait to see it.

716
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
I'll get a link from you too.

717
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Thanks there, Cicero.

718
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Thank you so much for being here with us

719
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
in this middle.

720
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
We just love having you here.

721
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
You were at the live show.

722
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
You're in some episodes coming up.

723
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Secret spoilers.

724
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Cicero's here.

725
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Who knows who he's playing?

726
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Who knows what's going to happen?

727
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
But we can't wait.

728
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
And go check out The Incomparable

729
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
and the draft, which obviously

730
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
were Lost, Seinfeld,

731
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Barbie's Dreamhouse, and...

732
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Friends.

733
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Oh, I was going to go Blue's Clues

734
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
which is like a children's murder she wrote.

735
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Only one of those

736
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
shows came out

737
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
post-2000.

738
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
I don't know how to play the game.

739
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Thank you everybody. Go back and listen to the episode

740
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
now and go check out

741
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
all the things that are going on over on The Incomparable.

742
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Okay, bye everybody.

743
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Love you, bye.

744
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Yeah, just right up here, around the corner.

745
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
I think that Mare should be the mayor.

746
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
He is quite the

747
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
ambassador. Oh, he's a go-getter.

748
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
For the town of News.

749
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
I stand at the door and I just kind of

750
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
look into the

751
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
establishment. Cause I don't know why

752
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
but it feels grosser

753
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
being in an enclosed building

754
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
full of food.

755
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
And then I yell,

756
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Why don't you come on over, Valerie?

757
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Cause I've had that song

758
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
stuck in my head since we've said Valerie.

759
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
We used to cover that

760
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
when we played live. A lot of fun.

761
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Great song.

762
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Valerie, Valerie,

763
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
we've got some customers here.

764
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
You look in and it's a pristine

765
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
bake shop. There's not

766
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
a smudging site.

767
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Nary a booger to be seen.

768
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Nary a booger to be seen.

769
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Except for

770
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Valerie.

771
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Walks around the corner and clearly

772
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
has a contraption strung up

773
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
beneath her nose.

774
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
She's got gloves on and

775
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
is holding her hands out and says, yes,

776
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
what's a different voice?

777
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Haven't had a customer in weeks,

778
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
everybody's been afraid of the boogers.

779
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Come on in. Yeah, but if you all have

780
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
the same sickness, it certainly

781
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
shouldn't matter. I thought you'd only been sick

782
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
just since the big festival.

783
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Also, great point.

784
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
If you've all been sick, is it?

785
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Obviously it doesn't matter. If you're all

786
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
sick, people probably still should be eating

787
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
food from you at this point. We're not

788
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
going to. Have you had any other

789
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
visitors that have come in and

790
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
fall prey to this sickness?

791
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Visitors

792
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
fall prey to the sickness. That

793
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
sounds very dangerous. Not like

794
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
something Valerie would deal with.

795
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
But no, nobody's

796
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
fallen prey, except for the people

797
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
who currently live here.

798
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Sounds like some hot goss, though.

799
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Do you, Valerie, if you enjoy hot

800
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
goss, it sounds like. You know me.

801
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Me and the girls.

802
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Down at the nail salon.

803
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
I need to get mine done soon.

804
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
They're getting a little haggardy.

805
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
The girls in my clan always hung out

806
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
down by the artery. Well, it must be

807
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
regional. Circles, yes, I suppose

808
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
so. Yes, everybody's different.

809
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
News. 900 looks at your nails.

810
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Well, maybe you get your nails

811
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
done before you go. The news

812
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
nails. So what would be

813
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
the goss from your friends about

814
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
where the sickness came from?

815
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Oh, oh, well, it could have come

816
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
from the bobbing apple station.

817
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Oh, Valerie.

818
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Wesley was

819
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
he had a little

820
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
tickle in his throat.

821
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Oh, we thought maybe he shouldn't

822
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
come, but he did.

823
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
He did. And he was the first

824
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
to bob for apples. And then

825
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
you all decide, OK, Wesley is sick.

826
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Now I will put my head in

827
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
water. Once you've had a few,

828
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
too many, you just go for

829
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
it, dear. Just forget

830
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
about what happened earlier in the

831
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
day. Yeah, yeah.

832
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
How long have you been sick?

833
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Oh, since the festival.

834
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Which was how long ago?

835
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Several days.

836
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
How many days was it

837
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
there, Mayor?

838
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Well, it was

839
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
a couple of nights and then another

840
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
couple of nights and then another couple

841
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
of nights. I'm counting the times the priests have

842
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
cleared our nose.

843
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Could have been six

844
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
or eight. There was a couple

845
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
there was a couple of foggy days in there

846
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
before we found that the

847
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
priests could do that. Just a stretch

848
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
of like just

849
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
running all over.

850
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
And this priest has lived in your town

851
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
before? Yes, yes,

852
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
yes, yes. Familiar.

853
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
But until now,

854
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
you know, you've resided in

855
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
town and then took an

856
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
oath to

857
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
McCuss and

858
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
has since taken

859
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
stow up in the mines

860
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
where the altar is, of

861
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
course, that we had previously mentioned.

862
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Question, is your priest

863
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
also sick?

864
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Oh, is he

865
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
also sick? Was he sick the last

866
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
time? No, but he has the bottle

867
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
of nose cleaning. So even if he

868
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
was, I assume he would take them

869
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
more regularly so as to

870
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
show that they work.

871
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Makes sense, I guess.

872
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
And this priest's name? Priest's name.

873
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
The one who is

874
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
bestowed upon to

875
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
McCuss, the nose-shaped god,

876
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
of course,

877
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
is

878
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Leroy.

879
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Priest Leroy.

880
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Junkins.

881
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
I've got a

882
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
question. This bottle,

883
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
is it a bottle you drink

884
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
out of? Yes, several bottles.

885
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Yes, they're small vials. You know what

886
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
bottles are? Tiny glass bottles.

887
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
There are many

888
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
of them, and we get

889
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
one. We drink it.

890
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Flushed.

891
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Next person gets a new one.

892
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Drinks it.

893
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Flushed. So it is only one, though.

894
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Right? Like you

895
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
take one.

896
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Yeah. Okay. And here I thought

897
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
you were getting a small thing.

898
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
For sure, I thought it was a neti pot.

899
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
100%.

900
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
And that's, you know, kind of a

901
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
physical clearing of

902
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
the... It can be quite

903
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
helpful. It's like letting gravity

904
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
take control of it.

905
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Take hold of the wheel.

906
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Just a mild saline

907
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
and then it... Interesting.

908
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Yeah. But this is something

909
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
you are, you are

910
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
ingesting it. Yeah.

911
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Oh, yeah. No, no, no. It's

912
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
a bottle, perhaps called

913
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
a potion, some sort of fluid.

914
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I'm glad we asked because I was picturing

915
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
something just totally different.

916
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
And you have to

917
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
flush into a receptacle,

918
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
a specific receptacle, right?

919
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Oh, yeah. Do you drink it and then you just hang

920
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
your face over something? Wait, does it come

921
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
out of your face? It comes out of your face

922
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
and gets

923
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
up the altar.

924
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
It gets like sucked out of your

925
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
face? Up into the nostril shaped altar.

926
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Into the nostril shaped

927
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
altar. Right. Oh, it is

928
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
a booger farm.

929
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Yeah.

930
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Yes.

931
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
We need to visit this priest.

932
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
I want to know what they're up to.

933
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
How do I feel about it? Well, I mean,

934
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
it clears the sinuses. Well, yeah, but

935
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
they're obviously giving you something that's making

936
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
you feel like this so that you

937
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
have to come back every couple days to

938
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
feed the god.

939
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
It's a farm. Why would they be

940
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
giving us

941
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
something to make us not feel well?

942
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Because they are true. Yes, that doesn't

943
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
seem like something

944
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
a priest-junkins

945
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
would do. I like this priest.

946
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
I think we're going to get along.

947
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
You know what?

948
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Maybe I'm way out of line.

949
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Yeah, I think I've got the wrong picture.

950
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Do you think maybe we could meet these people?

951
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
This just all seems so odd.

952
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Yeah, but before we do, we need to get those

953
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
springs cogs. Oh, definitely.

954
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Just sprinkles. You got sprinkles, right? Oh, yes.

955
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
We've got lots of sprinkles. Valerie, you've got

956
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
sprinkles. Oh, all right. And rainbow sprinkles

957
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
just by any chance because I think it just sounds

958
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
fun. Oh, I was picturing

959
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
yeah, I was picturing rainbows

960
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
as well. Okay, rainbow sprinkles coming

961
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
right up. Do you have any

962
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
jelly ooze?

963
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Jelly ooze. We have jelly.

964
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
We have jam.

965
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Can we just get a little bit of that?

966
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Jelly and jam

967
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
just in a little jar.

968
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Jelly and jam in a jar, if you don't mind.

969
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Just in

970
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
a jar.

971
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Look, I'm trying to limit the foley I have to

972
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
do. I'm making it work.

973
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
It sounded

974
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
right.

975
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Like it did sound like a wet

976
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
sort of slop sound.

977
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Kind of like when the jam gets stuck to the inside

978
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
of the jar and it just kind of pulls away.

979
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Well, there you go, dear.

980
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Your jam

981
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
and your sprinkles, the rainbow.

982
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Oh,

983
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
that'll be

984
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
a couple copper

985
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
and I'll toss in an eclair

986
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
or five.

987
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
How many of you? There's one, two, three, four.

988
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Oh, one is good. You know, just

989
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
one. We're all trying

990
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
to watch our

991
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
pictures. Eat less sugar.

992
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
It makes us crazy.

993
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Well, come back another time

994
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
then when you're feeling a little peckish.

995
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
The eclairs are

996
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
very well known for the eclairs in news.

997
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Thank you, Valerie.

998
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Valerie.

999
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
You exit.

1000
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Grancis is hiding around

1001
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
a bush outside.

1002
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Hey, how'd you

1003
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
get the goods? Get what we need?

1004
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Grancis, you can't do that in public.

1005
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
What?

1006
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Hide behind the bush?

1007
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Yeah, hide, sure.

1008
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Grancis, there is no way that

1009
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
his ex-girlfriend in there, even

1010
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
with crazy face

1011
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
bucket

1012
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
of mucus. She was a very attractive

1013
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
woman. Oh, well, yeah, of course.

1014
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Grancis only attracts

1015
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
the attractive woman.

1016
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
He does?

1017
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Yeah.

1018
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
You're wearing pajama pants.

1019
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
And you aren't?

1020
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I'm not.

1021
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
We cut ahead to

1022
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Mayor Blacksmiths.

1023
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
All right, yeah, come on in.

1024
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Got your springs?

1025
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Crinkle,

1026
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
crinkle, crinkle.

1027
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Got your springs and some cogs and bolts, right?

1028
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Let me help. Boing, boing.

1029
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Cogs and bolts.

1030
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Raw ore.

1031
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Let me just go check the back here. I don't see any out here.

1032
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
All right. What's left on

1033
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
the list? We got the scales, the

1034
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
jelly.

1035
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
That's it. Jelly ooze, scales of fish

1036
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
person freely given. We've got, if we

1037
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
get some ore here, we've got the spring

1038
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
and sprinkles and cogs and bolts.

1039
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I mean, I think we're doing

1040
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
very well.

1041
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
I mean, I think, I mean,

1042
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
I know what Vorunax wants to do, but

1043
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
do we want to get ourselves involved in

1044
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
this? And help

1045
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
the priest

1046
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
bring about the booger god?

1047
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Yes.

1048
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Wait, that's not what you're talking

1049
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
about. No, I was going to say to help cure

1050
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
the town. Is that,

1051
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
you know, is that on our list?

1052
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Well, I mean,

1053
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
it's not on the list, but

1054
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
I kind of wouldn't mind going to see the

1055
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
giant nose. And like, how does it

1056
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
suck up the nose?

1057
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
I mean, it sounds like probably

1058
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
the

1059
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
grossest thing

1060
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
I've ever seen.

1061
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I used to dump

1062
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
undead out of like a

1063
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
like, I've seen

1064
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
some gross things.

1065
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Wait, you got to dump undead out of

1066
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
what? Well, remember when we, oh

1067
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
of course you don't remember.

1068
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Okay, so this one time,

1069
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
we're having a big celebration.

1070
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
So there's no ore in the back.

1071
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Oh.

1072
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Fresh out of ore.

1073
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
But you said we

1074
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
could just go down in the mines.

1075
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Absolutely, if you see some, you want

1076
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
to bring some back, I'd pay you for it too.

1077
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Oh.

1078
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaking of, well, not payment,

1079
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
but you should probably have this eclair.

1080
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
I mean, we got it

1081
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
for mayor, right? I mean.

1082
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Yeah, I'd take an eclair.

1083
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Yeah.

1084
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Thank you.

1085
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
And yeah, we could, if we get

1086
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
some extra ore, we'll

1087
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
bring it back. Great, great.

1088
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
So yeah, all you, if you're

1089
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
heading to the mines, that's where you're headed,

1090
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
right? All you got to do is

1091
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
follow the path up into the

1092
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
hills, and then it

1093
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
meets the mountain, and then

1094
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
it's just a big wide cavern.

1095
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Excellent.

1096
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
How much for the supplies?

1097
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Oh, well, that's just

1098
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
probably a silver that should cover

1099
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
you there. And you know what?

1100
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
I think I'm going to need a clearing too.

1101
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
If you wait for this evening,

1102
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
like a few of us will probably be going up

1103
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
getting the bottle and nose clean

1104
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
and just taking care of that.

1105
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
We can actually lead you.

1106
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Anyway, you don't get lost. Oh, so

1107
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
everybody kind of goes at the same,

1108
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
it's not like as you need it, people

1109
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
just kind of wander up and get the thing.

1110
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Everybody sort of, it's like, is there

1111
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
any chanting or?

1112
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
We all kind of went at the same time

1113
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
the first time, so. Right, so

1114
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
now you're on a schedule and you just got to kind of.

1115
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Yeah, our booger cycles are all synced.

1116
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
That sounds inconvenient for the priest.

1117
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Really is. I mean, he's got

1118
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
good thing it's only every couple days, because

1119
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
that way he's got time to fill the

1120
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
bottles again, you know, bless

1121
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
them with from the, you know, the

1122
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
powers of the god of McCuss.

1123
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
And that way,

1124
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
when we all go stumbling back,

1125
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
he can

1126
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
take care of us. Well, if

1127
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
they happen to go all

1128
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
at the same time, perhaps it would be beneficial

1129
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
if we go before that time,

1130
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
so that we're not keeping you from your

1131
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
medication.

1132
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we want to beat the,

1133
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
we don't want to get in the way of the

1134
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
nose clearing rush. Sure.

1135
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Okay. Roger that.

1136
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
You got it. But it sounds

1137
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
like we can probably just find our own.

1138
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Our own way seems like it's pretty.

1139
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Very good directions. I think I, you know,

1140
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
I think we're good.

1141
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Thank you so much. Okay, well,

1142
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
we'll see if we see you on the way

1143
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
or on the way back, you know, crossing paths

1144
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
depending on the timing.

1145
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
It's really nice to meet you.

1146
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Can't wait until

1147
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
we get to just, you know, share in like a

1148
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
market festival together. It seems like you

1149
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
are just like a raucous bunch who are just like

1150
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
here to party, you know?

1151
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
I do love a festival.

1152
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
What do you mean party?

1153
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
We cut ahead.

1154
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
You've traveled up

1155
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
over the hills,

1156
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
down to where it meets

1157
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
the mountain. And there is

1158
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
a large cavernous opening

1159
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
at the base of this mountain

1160
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
that the path leads into.

1161
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
The directions were perfectly

1162
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
given. And if this is the place,

1163
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
then you have been led to an inn.

1164
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
And from inside,

1165
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
you hear, as it's

1166
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
getting to be a little bit dusk,

1167
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
there is like this

1168
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
bubbling noise.

1169
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Oh, I don't like this.

1170
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
This warmth that's coming out of the

1171
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
cave as you

1172
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
approach it.

1173
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Is there light coming

1174
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
out or just sound?

1175
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
It's tough to

1176
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
tell as you approach because the

1177
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
daylight is obscuring. But as

1178
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
you get closer, it appears that there

1179
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
is dim

1180
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
light,

1181
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
mostly from like

1182
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
glowing

1183
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
lichen

1184
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
and bioluminescent type

1185
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
things up along the walls.

1186
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
No real torch

1187
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
light or anything that you can tell

1188
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
from your location.

1189
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Well, I know it's just full of snot,

1190
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
but with the glowing lichen,

1191
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
it's pretty.

1192
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Right? It's kind of pretty here.

1193
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
It does have some good ambiance, you're correct.

1194
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Well, after you, Varnas.

1195
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Yeah.

1196
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
I know how excited you are.

1197
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
I can tell.

1198
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Thank you.

1199
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Thank you for trusting me.

1200
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
I am very excited.

1201
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
So I just proudly

1202
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
march my way right on in there.

1203
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Varnas, you walk your way in,

1204
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
and

1205
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
the cavern narrows

1206
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
to a path. Is everybody following Varnas?

1207
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Oh, yeah. I mean,

1208
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
I don't want to speak for everyone,

1209
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
but certainly a lip sync is like

1210
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
really kind of grossed out,

1211
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
but, like,

1212
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
let's do it.

1213
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
It kind of narrows to

1214
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
a point

1215
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
or a path,

1216
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
and you follow it down, and there's like this

1217
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
there's this slickness

1218
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
to the walls as you're walking

1219
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
in, and you round a corner

1220
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
and you can kind of see more

1221
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
torch light from

1222
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
around this final bend that you're

1223
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
walking down, and you turn

1224
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
this corner, and it opens up

1225
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
into this large chamber

1226
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
that has this

1227
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
like side path

1228
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
and on that path

1229
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
there is a large, almost

1230
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
like shop stand set up

1231
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
like table

1232
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
a little bit of adornment

1233
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
and on it is a bunch

1234
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
of vials, clear vials with

1235
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
what looks like fluid in them. Standing behind

1236
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
them is this priest figure.

1237
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
He's

1238
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
probably in his late 20s,

1239
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
early 30s,

1240
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
very clean cut,

1241
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
and you

1242
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
round this bend and see him

1243
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
and then turn and look, and there

1244
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
is this

1245
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
giant, probably

1246
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
75 foot tall

1247
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
nose

1248
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
on the far side of this

1249
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
chamber that you're in, and it looks

1250
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
like this fluid

1251
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
this

1252
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
gloopy fluid is traveling

1253
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
up the nostrils

1254
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
of this

1255
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
giant nose

1256
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
statuesque

1257
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
figure on the

1258
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
far side. Well,

1259
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
when they said a giant nose, I

1260
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
mean, I pictured something pretty big

1261
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
but this is a really

1262
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
big nose. I mean, that is a

1263
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
giant nose.

1264
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Have you come

1265
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
for the nose

1266
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
cleaning? Oh,

1267
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
no, no, no.

1268
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
We came just to

1269
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
ask you how the summoning

1270
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
of the booger god was going for you.

1271
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Summoning of the booger

1272
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
god? There's no summoning

1273
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
here. We are just taking

1274
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
care of

1275
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
taking care of

1276
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
the issue that

1277
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Ales news. You're doing really

1278
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
good. I love it. It's absolutely marvelous

1279
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
what you're doing here.

1280
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
I appreciate every bit of it. Thank you.

1281
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Thank you. It's for the good of the people. This guy

1282
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
bullshitting. Roll insight

1283
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
17. Yeah, you get the sense

1284
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
that he's not being totally

1285
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
upfront. Okay.

1286
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Like, listen, my onboarding

1287
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
taught me exactly what it looks like

1288
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
when you are trying to do

1289
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
your very first summoning.

1290
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
You look like you're getting started out.

1291
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
You look young and present

1292
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
yourself rather well and

1293
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
it's necessary to be able to get people to

1294
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
just follow along, right?

1295
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
You have to put on that charm.

1296
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
So, I'll ask

1297
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
again, how's the

1298
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
summoning of the booger god coming along?

1299
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Ahh. McCuss wants

1300
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
an update.

1301
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Ahh.

1302
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
And he runs.

1303
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
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1304
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
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1305
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
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1306
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1327
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1328
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
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1329
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
That's right. If I start, I might not stop.

1330
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
No, yeah, no, no.

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